Contest Alert!

I think everyone probably already knows about this one but I am compelled to pass the word anyways!

But you will especially want to click on THESE GIANT RED LETTERS because you will find out rather quickly how to be entered to win an Apple iPod Nano! Now I know by the time I write half of this sentence you will already be gone because you will have clicked on those enormous red letters. So now I can say whatever I want because I know you are not even reading anymore. Your mama wears army boots. You smell like rotten chicken livers. You… what? You’re still reading?

Oops. Sorry. I didn’t mean a word of it. Now go click those giganticus red letters and enter to win!!