Yesterday I got a complaint from my buddy Karisma that I wasn’t “keeping it real” by not sharing the pictures of me eating my breakfast in bed due to the overactive vanity gland in my brain which is located somewhere in the vicinity of the pituitary gland. Well, I can’t tolerate these kind of accusations. I cannot. I must come out with it and just lay it all out on the table. I’ve got to keep it real, lest I perish in iniquity.
So for all of you who really desperately wanted to see what I look like when I wake up… don’t say I didn’t warn you. I wanted to spare you of this at all costs but you know, people like Karisma just won’t let me off the hook that easily. You all can hold her responsible for what you are about to see.
Shield your eyes folks.
I hope you are all satisfied. Cause that is the only picture of me in bed you are ever going to see!