10 Reasons why anyone should be happy to move to Alberta
Reason #1 – Because you love beauty:
Reason #2 – Because snow is pretty:
Reason #3 – Because you need mountains in your life :
Reason #4 – Because it’s the land where all the pastors are really hot: Reason #5 – Because it’s a place where everyone experiences the same level of static electricity and everyone gets toque (pr. took, meaning “winter hat”) hair: Reason #6 – Because you don’t realize how much you love snow and because booger freezing temperatures are scientifically proven to be good for your sinuses… I think.: Reason #7 – Because you like birds:
Reason #8 – Because you didn’t know this color actually existed in nature: Reason #9 – Because you know really really cool people who live here:
And Reason #10 – Because I will make you Mexican food and cake if you move here:
What other possible reasons could one need?