But have you heard of Smile Pox?
Very frightening disease.
It’s a vile and vicious virus that can take years from which to recover.
Trust me, you do not want this stuff in your house.
We have thought about quarantining ourselves for the duration of the year.
But then, maybe the world would be better off if we would just all willingly expose ourselves and our kids to it after all…
Yeah. I think that’s a better idea.
Maybe we should host a Smile Pox party?